by Jeff Wilfahrt
Aug 17, 2013, 1:34 PM

Polycephaly – Two, two heads are better than one

There’s an old joke about a croco-gator, an animal with the heads of an alligator and a crocodile. The joke suggests it is mean because having two heads it has no means of defecating.

Which leads us to the current Republican Party. Once a respectable organization, it is now erratic and any given day either one of its two heads may be speaking in the press.

The autopsy report should prove interesting. This x-ray may give some idea of what the skeletal structure of the this current freak GOP corpus looks like.

Eerily reminiscent of the Area 51 reports is it not? By no means should the reader expect alien infiltration reports among the GOP. Inter planetary travel requires high intelligence. Not a strength among the TBaalParty types, to wit:

Not to worry, charter schools can clean up the spelling.

… and then again maybe the charter schools will be overwhelmed.

Hardly limited to just two examples you can find some more evidence here.

 

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