by Jeff Wilfahrt

May 31, 2014, 8:39 AM

Shinseki’s Replacement Ballot

Candidate Profiles:

Bush

• a decider and starter of international conflicts
• a Veteran with expunged military records
• a Mission Accomplished kind of guy

Cheney

• a very rich transplant list jumping puppet master
• a former DOD Cabinet Member who did nothing for vets when he had the job
• a weakness expert who didn’t serve in the armed forces

McCain

• a man with a hammer looking for a nail
• a veteran who decidedly wants to create more and more of them
• a Senator for the state with the currently worse known VA wait lists

Graham

• a Senator with lots and lots and lots of opinions
• a Senator with more opinions
• a sound bite opiner