Donald J. Trump is a Fatuous (and poisonous) Bastard ™
For this tweet today, Donny Trump is awarded the Fatuous Bastard™. Pete Hegseth get an dishonorable mention for retweeting it. When they write or say “lethal, kinetic strike,” it must just make their balls tingle.
— Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) October 14, 2025
“Just off the coast of Venezuela” means in its territorial waters or on the high seas.
The Fatuous Bastard™ award aims to recognize and celebrate all the incels and other assorted misfits who were stuffed in lockers in high school and never got over it, the overweening, overcompensating pseudo-intellectual fools who mistake a thesaurus for thought, the basement dwellers whose fingers are as orange as their hero, the . . . well, you get the idea.
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